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"A NERVOUS WELL-MEANING SENTIMENTALIST"
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"I got my degree from a school
named after a highway embankment."
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"PRAGMATISTS WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND"
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"No dope.
Means you're out of cocaine.
No, dope.
Means you're talking to an idgit."